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king baby ([personal profile] shootyourshot) wrote2021-02-25 05:29 pm

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Ashe here! Sorry I missed you! Leave me a message please so I can get back to you.

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ashenputtel: if you can't solve a problem by hitting it then maybe you should find a different problem (SPLAIN 👊 i've been places i know things)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-09 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, gold and friendships don't mix, y'know. I'd never bother a friend with my money troubles.

...Uh, except for the part where I bothered you with my money troubles, but that's different! You know that's different, right?


[god bless you balthus you tried]

Sure! It's an awful nice place they gave me, here. You know you can get hot water without even having to boil it?
ashenputtel: it takes a man of elegance and taste to make an observation like that (LAUGH 👊 this chicken looks like a butt)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-09 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Right! No loans here, pal. Any coin either of us makes off of this Synchrony stuff, that's just something that happens on the side. We're just going to form some bonds, that's all!

[That...actually does make it a little easier to think about, if he can just wrap his head around it fully. Forming BONDS BETWEEN MEN is obviously familiar; the trick is just not thinking about getting paid for it.]

Haha, I can do that! Look, I'm pressing the green button and everything. I've got this down pat!
ashenputtel: i mean unless he's tired in which case go ahead and let him have a nap first (QUIP 👊 ayyy girl lemme borrow that top)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-09 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I sure won't say no to that — especially not at my favorite price!

[And indeed, Ashe will probably see Balthus before he even makes it into the apartment complex, since the man of the hour is sitting out on his apartment's little balcony overlooking the street, watching for his little buddy's arrival.]
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-09 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Heyyyy, there he is! Good to see you, Ashe!

[He waves back, getting up and leaning casually over the balcony rail to look down at him as he approaches.]

C'mon up, I'll get the door open for you. Oh, uh, the elevator works! So you don't have to take all the stairs, it'll just do it for you.
ashenputtel: if you can't solve a problem by hitting it then maybe you should find a different problem (SPLAIN 👊 i've been places i know things)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-10 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, it already smells great!

[He lets Ashe in, motioning him toward the little kitchen off the main room of his apartment, which is done up in a lot of exposed brick and dull metal, giving the room warmth while also kind of making it feel a little bit like a basement. Not surprising that it's a good pick for Balthus, all things considered.]

C'mon in, make yourself at home. It's good to see you. You, ah, talked to the professor or anybody lately?
ashenputtel: i named my fists law and order because your face goes "doink doink" when they hit you (READY 👊 heard you were talkin shit)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-10 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Right, right. And your cat, yeah? Loog?

[He was paying attention! Also, he heads over to one of the cabinets to retrieve some plates and such, because they are all on a shelf sized to the reach of a 6'6" man, and Ashe really doesn't stand a chance unless he wants to literally climb the furniture.]

Hey, listen. I'm not in any rush or anything, but I figure if there's anything you want to clear the air about before we try this Synchrony business, I'm listening, all right? Like you said, I know it can get kind of personal.
ashenputtel: if you can't solve a problem by hitting it then maybe you should find a different problem (SPLAIN 👊 i've been places i know things)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-10 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. I'm sorry about that, but I guess it's not too surprising. He's an interesting guy, that Claude. I dunno how much you know about Alliance politics, but I'll tell you something — he's a slippery one even by those standards.

[But he hands over the plates and utensils to Ashe, then lets his free hand clap down onto his shoulder.]

I met his mom a couple times when I was younger. Whew! What a lady. You could look a hundred years and not find another woman like that, I tell you.
ashenputtel: it takes a man of elegance and taste to make an observation like that (LAUGH 👊 this chicken looks like a butt)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-10 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Not when I was there, no — which doesn't mean she didn't go, just that it wasn't where I saw her around. She was the only daughter of Duke Riegan, a real high-society lady. I saw her sometimes at balls and such when I was still the heir apparent to House Albrecht.

[He grins.]

Holst and I were both over the moon for her. Oh, he probably stood a better chance, being a future duke and all, but what can I say? There's no match for the Unrivaled King of Grappling's rakish charms, you know!
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[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-10 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
You better believe it! We were inseparable even before our Academy days. C'mon, let's unpack some of that food and go sit down, and I'll tell you whatever you want to hear about while we get some Synchrony started.

[A little bit of his enthusiasm does dissipate when Ashe mentions the timeskip, but on the other hand, it's Balthus — it's pretty hard for anything to diminish his boisterousness entirely.]

...Yeah, he filled me in on all that. People remembering different things happening, and living through more or less than other people. I hear I've got a lot to look forward to in the next five years, and none of it's very good.
ashenputtel: if i put you six feet under the top of my head you'd be six inches off the ground (TAUNT 👊 gonna put you six feet under)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-10 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
I appreciate that, pal. Look, so long as we fought on the same side in that whole thing, that's enough for me. Don't worry about the rest of it, at least not as far as I'm concerned.

[He thinks a minute.]

As for me...well, the only thing I can think of is you might feel some of the stuff I felt during the Rite. Not really the most pleasant, having your blood drained out of you. If that starts happening, though, let me know and we can break it off. All right?
ashenputtel: i don't know how he does it but this usually ends up bad for me somehow (NERVOUS 👊 oh boy yuri's at it again)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-10 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. Well, it'd be pretty hard to eat if we're holding hands, and that makes problems for hugging, as well. But how about...

[He glances around, before finally his gaze alights on the couch.]

How about we sit over there, and you lean on me? Will that work?
ashenputtel: i named my fists law and order because your face goes "doink doink" when they hit you (READY 👊 heard you were talkin shit)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-10 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Great! Here goes nothing.

[He heads over to the couch as well, sinking down onto it and sort of regarding their positioning for a moment before slinging an arm around Ashe's shoulders and tugging him in against his side, where thanks to their height difference he nestles in perfectly.]

There. Now you can hold the plate and we've both got a hand to reach it, huh? Perfect.

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