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king baby ([personal profile] shootyourshot) wrote2021-02-25 05:29 pm
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ashenputtel: if you can't solve a problem by hitting it then maybe you should find a different problem (SPLAIN 👊 i've been places i know things)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-16 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, c'mon now! I wrote out a budget AND I've been sticking to it! I could show you, even.
shootyourshot: (➵ this way before)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-05-16 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, did you? That's really good! Show me what you made.
ashenputtel: if he's a dragon and she's a dragon then what if i'm also a dragon (MIGRAINE 👊 plot twists hurt my head)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-17 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Sure thing! Lemme see here...

BUDGET
• FOOD — 30%
• CLOTHES — 10%
• SPECIAL FOOD — 5%
• HOUSE — 30%
• YURI — 5%
• EMERGENCIES — 15%
• OTHER STUFF — 5%

= 100%
shootyourshot: (➵ and every color illuminates)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-05-17 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
What's the difference between food and special food? And why are you paying Yuri?
ashenputtel: did you know that jay-z's 99 problems presents an fine example of fourth amendment law (BEHIND 👊 they see me rollin)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-17 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's easy. Food is the stuff I eat on the regular. You know, like bread and beer and dinners and all that. Special food is like the lemonade I bought the other day 'cause it was hot out and I'd been walking around a lot. I didn't need it, so it was special.

The Yuri money is different than either of those, since that's for when he cooks and I go over to eat. Can't show up empty-handed, so I'll go to some bakery he likes and get something to take with me. That's the Yuri funds.
shootyourshot: (➵ when you call me)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-05-17 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wow. You really thought this out! Good job, Balthus. I'm really impressed. So you have your budget, and you're getting a job. That on top of Synchrony on the regular, and you'll be doing okay in no time!

Just don't be tempted to go outside of your budget, okay?
ashenputtel: hey and while we're at it uhhh what the fuck is a phone (UNSURE 👊 but then who was phone)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-17 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S REALLY HARD, PAL

But I'm sticking with it! I'll make this work out, period!
shootyourshot: (➵ oh god the chorus is here)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-05-17 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I believe in you! You got this, Balthus.
ashenputtel: if you can't solve a problem by hitting it then maybe you should find a different problem (SPLAIN 👊 i've been places i know things)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-17 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, thanks! I'll let you know how it goes with Belinda.

Maybe if I get the job, you can come visit me at work sometime!
shootyourshot: (➵ but im hopeless)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-05-17 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[OH NO. That just gives him the mental image of Balthus massages. On his body. On his own significantly smaller body. AHHHH.]

Haha yeah maybe! I'll make sure to tell her how great you are okay?
ashenputtel: did you know that jay-z's 99 problems presents an fine example of fourth amendment law (BEHIND 👊 they see me rollin)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-17 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
That'd be great! Thanks, pal!

[he has no idea]
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