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king baby ([personal profile] shootyourshot) wrote2021-02-25 05:29 pm

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Ashe here! Sorry I missed you! Leave me a message please so I can get back to you.

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ashenputtel: i named my fists law and order because your face goes "doink doink" when they hit you (READY 👊 heard you were talkin shit)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-16 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, right, yeah! It's called Moonstone Spa. It's run by this lady quartz named Belinda, I should've mentioned that. She's the one you should address it to.

She's looking for somebody to give people rubdowns and stuff after they're done in the sauna. Funny thing about it is, I didn't even come in here knowing that's what she wanted; she just thinks I'd be good at it.
ashenputtel: did you know that jay-z's 99 problems presents an fine example of fourth amendment law (BEHIND 👊 they see me rollin)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-16 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! They're gonna train me and everything, if I get the job. Belinda's just trying to make sure I'm a stand-up guy, first.

Which I told her! But she wants to hear it from other people, too.
ashenputtel: if you can't solve a problem by hitting it then maybe you should find a different problem (SPLAIN 👊 i've been places i know things)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-16 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, c'mon now! I wrote out a budget AND I've been sticking to it! I could show you, even.
ashenputtel: if he's a dragon and she's a dragon then what if i'm also a dragon (MIGRAINE 👊 plot twists hurt my head)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-17 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Sure thing! Lemme see here...

BUDGET
• FOOD — 30%
• CLOTHES — 10%
• SPECIAL FOOD — 5%
• HOUSE — 30%
• YURI — 5%
• EMERGENCIES — 15%
• OTHER STUFF — 5%

= 100%
ashenputtel: did you know that jay-z's 99 problems presents an fine example of fourth amendment law (BEHIND 👊 they see me rollin)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-17 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's easy. Food is the stuff I eat on the regular. You know, like bread and beer and dinners and all that. Special food is like the lemonade I bought the other day 'cause it was hot out and I'd been walking around a lot. I didn't need it, so it was special.

The Yuri money is different than either of those, since that's for when he cooks and I go over to eat. Can't show up empty-handed, so I'll go to some bakery he likes and get something to take with me. That's the Yuri funds.
ashenputtel: hey and while we're at it uhhh what the fuck is a phone (UNSURE 👊 but then who was phone)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-17 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S REALLY HARD, PAL

But I'm sticking with it! I'll make this work out, period!
ashenputtel: if you can't solve a problem by hitting it then maybe you should find a different problem (SPLAIN 👊 i've been places i know things)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-17 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, thanks! I'll let you know how it goes with Belinda.

Maybe if I get the job, you can come visit me at work sometime!
ashenputtel: did you know that jay-z's 99 problems presents an fine example of fourth amendment law (BEHIND 👊 they see me rollin)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-17 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
That'd be great! Thanks, pal!

[he has no idea]