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king baby ([personal profile] shootyourshot) wrote2021-02-25 05:29 pm
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jurisprudence: i thought i heard something over there but in ninety seconds i'll assume it was nothing (QUE ⚖️ alert status flipped to caution)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2022-02-27 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Does your coffee shop by any chance make cakes to order, Ashe?
shootyourshot: (➵ feel good)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2022-02-27 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hi there, Mr. Edgeworth!

I've done it a few times. What kind of cake did you have in mind, and what's the occasion?
jurisprudence: keep this up and i will lodge a complaint with the management (TCH ⚖️ just who do you think you are)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2022-02-27 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
A personal one, I'm afraid, and a rather embarrassing one at that.

My birthday is in a few days, and in the interest of treating it with...some significance, for a change, I thought a good way of going about it would be to simply procure a cake.
shootyourshot: (➵ bustin bustin bustin)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2022-02-27 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Your birthday?!

Mr. Edgeworth, please just let me make your cake free of charge. It can be a present from me! Just tell me what kind you want and I'll do my best.
jurisprudence: there's a moment you know you're fucked; not an inch more room to self-destruct (REALIZE ⚖️ i've just seen a face)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2022-02-27 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I assure you I have absolutely no objection to paying for your talents. You needn't feel you have to be generous out of some sense of obligation.

...

That, erm. That came out more badly phrased than I had intended it to be, I think.
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[personal profile] shootyourshot 2022-02-27 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay. I think I know what you mean. And I won't refuse payment if you really want to, but I only offered because I want to do something nice for you. No obligation to it.
jurisprudence: against all odds and despite the world's best efforts i might add (OPEN ⚖️ we're gonna make it after all)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2022-02-27 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Considerate of you. I won't soon forget it, I assure you.

I have a question to ask about the cake's composition. It's largely meaningless but still, I'd like to know.
shootyourshot: (➵ without you)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2022-02-27 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Sure! Ask away. What did you want to know?
jurisprudence: did he just successfully cross-examine that parrot in my defense (UH ⚖️ what the actual shit is this)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2022-02-27 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Is it possible to make a cake that is both safe for a dog's consumption and appealing to a human's palate?
shootyourshot: (➵ and every color illuminates)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2022-02-27 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. That's a really good question! Well, chocolate's right out, but maybe if we did a carrot cake that could work? Or maybe pumpkin-based. Those two things can add flavor while also being naturally sweet.
jurisprudence: prosecutor miles edgeworth chooses and in the end that's what really matters (BURN ⚖️ and he said would you kindly)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2022-02-27 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I understand if it's not feasible in the slightest. Hence why I merely...wondered.

[MAYBE HE WANTED TO SHARE HIS CAKE WITH PESS FOR REASONS OTHER THAN THAT HE LOVES HIS DOG A WHOLE LOT. MAYBE IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE.]

Carrot cake does sound quite good, however.
shootyourshot: (➵ IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2022-02-27 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'd never dream of leaving your dog out of your birthday! I'm sure I can cook up something.

When is your birthday?
jurisprudence: actually i don't particularly like ladies or marmalade to be honest (HITHER ⚖️ voulez-vous coucher avec moi)

[personal profile] jurisprudence 2022-02-27 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Strictly speaking, it doesn't exist this year. I was born on the 29th of this month.

Historically I've just called it one day or the other, the 28th or the 1st.
shootyourshot: (➵ the chorus that repeats a lot)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2022-02-27 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I see. [that's some shitty luck mr. edgeworth] Well, I'll do my best to have something on the 28th, then! I don't want to make you wait.
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