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[sighsqueen]

WHY DOES IT LOOK THE SAME oh man oh man and all the guards keep talking about the prince's terrible secret IS IT THAT HE HAS A VAULT FULL OF DICKS that can't be it i already know that it can't be a secret and oh man

oh man

there's a prophecy about the dick
a dick prophecy

heck heck we're with the prince now and he's
oh no this is a flashback right? he's going to see the fortune teller because he wants to marry for love and OH MAN what if the pirate king was his true love

[shootyourshot]

Oh that's a good theory.
What if he is?

[sighsqueen]

i don't KNOW oh man what if he is what will that mean
oh man that's why the curse it's because he didn't want to marry the evil wizard's daughter BUT WHAT IS THE CURSE

wait
wait
wait wait wait

the evil wizard's daughter IS the fortune teller! and she made the ggolden pirate dick for him to help him find his true love and break the curse hot damn he IS the true love

[shootyourshot]

You're getting to some of the best parts
Oh I really cant wait to talk to you about it when you're done!!

[sighsqueen]

are they going to kiss
are they going to KISS though

fuck they didn't kiss!

WAIT NO THEY KISSED
but the curse isn't broken no NO that's not right he found his true love break the curse already

wait
wait no

wait they're not going to

[shootyourshot]

HMMM. Will they or won't they.
That's the kind of sweet torture I'm here for.

It's killing me to not say what happens next