[ There’s silence for a moment before a quiet shit is uttered. Another beat passes before someone actually speaks directly into the device. ]

Hey. It’s that IDIOT from the festival ... thing. Piers. Look ... this is gonna sound like a load of bollocks but I wasn’t myself that day. I’d never talk to anyone like that normally. Like, not even if I did find ‘em attractive.

... not to say you’re not attractive, but ... cripes, never mind that. The point is I was right creepy to you and you shoulda told me to piss off.

You don’t have to respond to this or anythin’. Yeah ... that’s all. Bye.