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Hapi ([personal profile] sighsqueen) wrote in [personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-07-28 12:09 am (UTC)

i don't KNOW oh man what if he is what will that mean
oh man that's why the curse it's because he didn't want to marry the evil wizard's daughter BUT WHAT IS THE CURSE

wait
wait
wait wait wait

the evil wizard's daughter IS the fortune teller! and she made the ggolden pirate dick for him to help him find his true love and break the curse hot damn he IS the true love

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